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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Thing about Church


Let me start by saying that the thing about church is that you learn a lot more than you bargain for. Usually these things are a heck of a ton of fun! For example, today I learned about a method of torture that happens when somebody kills someone else. The corpse is then chained onto the murderer and as the corpse is rotting it slowly causes the live person to rot as well. Rotting alive: Isn't it fantastic? I also learned what fornication means but I'd rather not discuss that one... But in all seriousness, when was the last time that you went to church? Do you only go on Easter and Christmas and is that really often enough? In other news: I've officially added learning to unicycle to my, "Things to Do Before I Happen to Die List." This has been a pending thing for a while now but has officially made it onto the list completely based on this video uploaded to Youtube by my friend Zach:

video
Original link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zj8ufe5JZ4&feature=youtu.be

Also on the list is playing Bert in Marry Poppins and making someone cry over a work of art.
Now for the big question(s)!

1. When was the last time that you went to church?
2. What's your favorite method of torture?
3. What do you want to do before the day that you somehow manage to die?

-"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

- C. G. Jung (1875-1961)-

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